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Keeping the Laughs In and the Hype Out!
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What the F* is This?
The meme coin that isn’t afraid to laugh at itself—and everyone else.
We live in weird times. Young people are making millions off of joke coins, and the internet is full of crypto influencers who take themselves way too seriously and think they found the formula to infinite wisdom, wealth and youth. Those folks share their “secrets” with you, but only if you pay their $199.99 course fee, lmao. They offer you the moon, but all you get is a bag of stinky cheese.
We’re here to poke fun at the wild world of conspiracy theories, crypto cults and meme coins that take themselves way too seriously. You know the ones: they promise to change the world but end up being little more than a Discord echo chamber.
TinFoilHat Token is your satirical safe haven. Why? Because our coin wears a tin foil hat, duh. That means we’re protected from market manipulation, alien invasions, government mind control, and—most importantly—bad vibes. While other meme coins spiral into oblivion, we’re here to have fun, stay protected, and keep our heads cool under our stylish hats.
TinFoilHat Token isn’t just a coin; it’s a statement. A statement that says, “We’re in this for the memes, not the cult meetings.” So, slap on your metaphorical tin foil hat and join us in laughing at the absurdity of it all.
We do a lot on reddit not so much on telegram and even less on X (even though its run by the meme lord himself ol' Musky). We have a blog and a merch store. We're not sure why, but we do.
How to Buy TinFoilHat
Getting your hands on TinFoilHat Token is easier than dodging a government spy drone. Follow these simple steps to join the most protected meme coin community on Solana:
1. Set Up a Solana-Compatible Wallet
First, download a wallet like Phantom or Solflare. Think of this as your
personal tin foil hat for the crypto world.
2. Add Some SOL
You’ll need SOL (Solana) to swap for TinFoilHat Token. Buy it on any major
exchange like Binance, Coinbase, or Kraken, and transfer it to your wallet.
I like Kraken but that’s just me.
3. Visit Our Swap Page
Head over to a DEX of your choice. We like Jupiter—the trusted portal to join the TinFoilHat revolution.
4. Swap SOL for TinFoilHat
Connect your wallet, select TinFoilHat Token, and complete the swap. Boom—you’re
now part of the most conspiracy-proof meme coin community.
5. Wear Your Tin Foil Hat Proudly
Congrats! You’re now officially smarter than everyone else because you
own TinFoilHat Token. Share it with your friends, or keep it all to yourself
while you chuckle at the crypto chaos.
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TinFoilHat Some of our merch
Meme Coin Militia Sticker Pack
A playful collection of your favorite meme coins—all decked out in shiny tin foil hats. Slap these on your laptop or water bottle for instant street cred among conspiracists and crypto buffs alike.rom.
.: Material: water-resistant vinyl
.: Suitable for indoor and short-term outdoor use
.: Quantity: one sheet per listing
.: NB! White color cannot be printed for Transparent and Holographic stickers
.: NB! Small details close to each other will most likely be cut out as one shape
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
Quick-Scan Sticker Squad
Bold, compact, and oh-so-futuristic, these QR code stickers let your surfaces do the talking. One scan and unsuspecting friends will tumble down the TinFoilHat rabbit hole of satire and fun.
.: Materials: 100% vinyl with 3M glue backing
.: Four sizes to choose from
.: Glossy finish
.: Grey adhesive left side for white stickers
.: For indoor use
.: Not waterproof
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
Memetic Protection Shirt
Wear your foil-wrapped pride on your sleeve—well, your chest—with our official TinFoilHat logo tee. Because when the world’s gone crazy, a stylish conspiracy statement never goes out of fashion.
Material: 100%
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Scan & Unravel Tee (Small Front Print)
Tired of preaching the gospel of TinFoilHat Token to the uninitiated? Let your t-shirt do the work! Featuring a bold QR code, this tee invites curious passersby to scan and discover the ultimate satirical safe haven.
Material: 100%
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Conspirator’s Classic Logo Tee
Show off your good humor and sound mind (protected, of course, by tin foil) with this iconic TinFoilHat Coin logo tee. Perfect for casual outings, crypto meetups, and late-night conspiracy-binge sessions.
Material: 100%
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Scan & Unravel Tee (Front Print)
Tired of preaching the gospel of TinFoilHat Token to the uninitiated? Let your t-shirt do the work! Featuring a bold QR code, this tee invites curious passersby to scan and discover the ultimate satirical safe haven.
Material: 100% Cotton
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Hoodie of Hidden Truths
Bring the curious and the conspiracy-hungry straight to our digital doorstep. With a QR code front and center, this hoodie is your walking invitation to all things TinFoilHat Token—no secret handshake required.
Type: Hooded Sweatshirt
Material: 100% Cotton
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The Red-Pill QR Code Shirt
For those who dare to dive deeper: one quick scan leads straight to TinFoilHat HQ. Wear it loud, proud, and ironically. Who needs a business card when your chest can be the portal to all things tinfoil?
Material: 100% Cotton
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |